"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
"So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."
- Barabra Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”
- Samuel Goldwyn
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President
"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
-Alicia Silverstone
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwartzanegger
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
-Bob Dole
"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future"
-Yogi Berra
Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
- George W. Bush
"I was asked to come to Chicago because chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch
"What's Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"
- Paris Hilton
"The word 'genuis' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theismann
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
- George W. Bush
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
- David Hasselhoff
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa."
- Britney Spears
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
- George W. Bush
"A zebra does not change its spots."
- Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
- Rush Limbaugh
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." Dan Quayle
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson
| "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States. |
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager
| "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach |
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
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