Saturday, April 4, 2009
do it!!
Dance -- Who knows when you wont be able to.
Cry -- Holding those emotions in is bad for you.
Kiss -- Kisses are the most wonderful things in the world.
Laugh -- Whats the point in hiding happiness?
Frown -- Why not let him know you're unhappy?
Apologize -- You dont wanna lose friends.
Hug -- Theres no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love.
Live -- because life is everything.
*17 most important things to remember in life*
2.Be brave even if your not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
3. Think big thoughts, relish small pleasures.
4. Learn to listen. Oppurtunity sometimes knocks very softly.
5. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all they have.
6. Strive for excellence, not perfection.
7. Don't waste time greiving over past mistakes. Learn from them and move on.
8. When someone hugs you let them be the first to let go.
9. Never cut what can be untied.
10. Don't expect life to be fair.
11. Remember:Success comes to the one that acts first.
12. Never waste an oppurtunity to tell someone you love them.
13. Remember that nobody makes it alone. Have a greatful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who help you.
14. Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed.
15. Laugh alot.A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills.
16. Don't miss the magic of the moment by focusing on whats to come.
17. Watch for big problems. They disguise big oppurtunities.
contrast
Success needs failure.
Benevolence needs evil.
Love needs hatred.
Victory needs defeat.
Pleasure needs pain.
You must experience and accept the extremes. Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation; and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything.
Life's Highs...
2. Dancing your heart out
3. Star gazing
4. Shopping
5. Going to the beach
6. Listening to the rain
7. Ice-cream on a hot day
8. Feeling wanted
9. Getting that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think about the one you love
10. ReceIving text messages
11. Personal jokes
12. ComplIments
13. Late night phone calls
14. Christmas
15. Hugs
16. Kisses
17. Knowing someone misses you
18. Knowing someone is thinking of you
19. Good dreams
20. Skipping school for a day
21. Lying on the grass starring into the sky
22. Going up to the snow
23. Jumping into a warm bed on a cold night
24. Seeing your guys/girls name on your mobile when it rings
25. Your first kiss
26. Talking for hours about absolutely nothing
27. Looking back on the laughs
28. Receiving presents
29. Giving presents
30. Birthdays
31. Air conditioning when it's hot
32. Being full of energy
33. Seeing your boyfriend/girlfriend
34. Watching someone do something stupid, and them thinking no one saw
35. Nice smelling perfume/cologne/deodorant
36. Good hair days
37. Turning on the radio to hear that your favourite song is being played
38. Running into an old friend
39. Strolling along the pier at night
40. Finding $5 on the ground
41. Being home alone
42. Reading a good magazine
43. Sun baking
44. Sleeping in
45. Watching the sun come up
46. Seeing a shooting star
47. Waking up to find the person you love in your arms
48. Weekends
49. Holidays
50. Jumping on a trampoline
51. Sitting infront on the fire on a cold evening
52. Smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
53. Singing into your hairbrush in your room
54. Bubble baths
55. Turning up your sterio as loud as it will go
56. Being so happy it makes you cry
57. Summer
58. Finally completing somthing you started a long time ago
58. Achieving a long time goal
59. Warm nights
60. Falling in love...
"Eleven Hints for Life"
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Life
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Amy Poehler’s 8 Simple Rules for Being a New Yorker
1. Be nice to everyone, especially people wearing hospital bracelets.
2. Don’t ask white girls if they “left their ass at home.”
3. If you have to bring your baby to a movie, make sure he laughs at appropriate times.
4. Don’t eat Cheetos and then sit down at a fancy hotel piano.
5. If you are in Central Park and think you are getting mugged, first check to see if maybe you’re just part of a student film.
6. If you see Oprah at a fancy function, don’t grab her wrist and ask for money. Quietly sneak up behind her and whisper, “You give me that money, Oprah. You hear me?”
7. When walking on a New York street, try not to spit, litter, bleed, or take a crap.
8. If you need to do any of these things, try to do it between two parked cars.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Men & Women 2
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Stupid Celebrity Quotes
- Brooke Shields
"So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."
- Barabra Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”
- Samuel Goldwyn
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President
"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
-Alicia Silverstone
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwartzanegger
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
-Bob Dole
"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future"
-Yogi Berra
Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
- George W. Bush
"I was asked to come to Chicago because chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch
"What's Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"
- Paris Hilton
"The word 'genuis' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theismann
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
- George W. Bush
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
- David Hasselhoff
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa."
- Britney Spears
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
- George W. Bush
"A zebra does not change its spots."
- Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
- Rush Limbaugh
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." Dan Quayle
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson
| "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States. |
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager
| "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach |
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
Site: http://www.legendsofamerica.com/GH-CelebrityStupid.html
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Before you say "I DO"
Top 10 topics to talk about before you tie the knot
By Denise WildSEX
• How often you would like to have sex? Once a week? Once a day? You may be different from your partner on this point. How will you compromise?
• How adventurous are you? Any no-go zones? What makes you comfortable?
• Pornography? Yay or Nay?
MONEY
• Are you a spender, a saver, a giver, or a builder? Do you like to stick to a budget?
• Will you combine your finances?
• How much debt are you bringing to the relationship? What's the wedding budget?
CHILDREN
• Are we going to have children? How many? When?
• How happy was your childhood? What will you do the same as your parents? What will you do differently?
• When children come along which will be the priority: your children or your relationship? How do you think you will address this issue?
EXTENDED FAMILY
• How involved in your life, your affairs, your parenting, your arguments will your parents or in-laws be?
• Is blood thicker than water or does your spouse come before your family?
• How much time to you want to spend with your family or your partner's family?
HOLIDAYS
• Do you like The Holidays (whatever that means in your culture) or do they stress you out?
• Whose family do you visit? Will you spend holidays with your parents, with in-laws, on your own together, or alternate?
• What holidays do you celebrate? How? What are the different holidays/cultural celebrations that are important to you?
RELIGION
• How important is your religion to you? Will one of you convert?
• If you are from different religions or one is religious and one is not, explicitly agree how you will handle it. Don't expect to convert in either direction anyone by stealth.
• What faith, if any, will your children be?
CHORES
• How will the household chores be divided up? How will you decide who does what?
• How messy are you? Describe your housekeeping style. Will you improve or relax?
• Is there anything that you really hate doing? Maybe you and your sweetie can "do a deal" and swap things you don't like.
SICKNESS
• How do you like to be treated when you are home sick with a cold or flu?
• When you are sick do you suffer and keep on working or do you go to bed until healthy? Do you exercise through it? Medication or no medication?
• How do you think you will you look after aging parents? Discuss some possible scenarios.
ARGUMENTS
• How do you argue? Do you like conflict or avoid conflict? Is your style passive-aggressive?
• Is it more important to win the argument or to keep the relationship strong? Can you agree to disagree? Can you let the small stuff slide, or do you always have to be right?
• Describe for your partner an argument or disagreement you had at work or with a friend. How did you handle it? How might you have handled it better?
HEALTH
• What are your health and fitness goals? How can your partner help you meet them?
• Do you have any health conditions, or addictions that you may not have told your spouse-to-be about?
• What health issues worry you? Why?
FOR BEST RESULTS You and your partner should answer the questions separately-even write them down-and then compare answers afterwards.
FACT
The Journal of Family Psychology stated in March 2006 that doing formal premarital education and preparation will reduce a couple's risk of divorce by up to 30%.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Entire NES stuffed into its cartridge kinda makes you cry



Monday, November 17, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Artista vs Diseñador
11 de Noviembre, 2008 por Fernando Hernández Puente
Lo primero dar las gracias por la bienvenida y ahora al lío…
Desde que trabajo en este gremio de píxeles, he ido observando y cada día que pasa más, dos tipos de perfiles. Dos profesionales que desde mi humilde punto de vista se diferencian a la perfección.
El “Diseñador Artista” y el “Diseñador gráfico”. El primero suele ser un tipo que mientras se coloca las gafas de pasta, le gusta soltar frases como «…ya pero es que el diseño es subjetivo», «…eso, rompería el equilibrio de la página», «…pero la teoría del color…». Sus diseños están estudiados al milímetro, no se le escapa nada, todo “tiene un porqué”, nada se puede rebatir y requiere para ello semanas y semanas de estudio y pruebas, y más pruebas, y más pruebas… Conclusión: vuelve al papel
Y el Segundo perfil, el “Diseñador gráfico”, un profesional más cercano, que defiende su trabajo pero con el que se puede discutir y llegar a un acuerdo. Sus diseños, son funcionales y con una gran usabilidad ya que además de visualizar el diseño y luego maquetarlo, tiene los pies en la tierra y conoce al usuario. Conclusión: mejores resultados y en menos tiempo.
Ejemplo: ¿Posible diseño de menú con cinco opciones?
Site: http://www.latejedora.es/?p=1385
Monday, November 3, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
El abuelo, visto por los nietos
1- Los abuelos son una señora y un señor que, como no tienen niños propios, les gustan mucho los de los demás.
2- Un abuelo es una abuela, pero hombre.
3- Los abuelos son gente que no tiene nada que hacer, solo están ocupados cuando nosotros los vamos a visitar.
4- Los abuelos son personas con las que es bien divertido salir de compras.
5- Ellos no nos dicen: 'Apúrate!'
6- Por lo general, las abuelas son unas señoras bien gordas (!!!!!!!?????), pero así y todo se agachan para amarrarnos los zapatos.
7- Son unos señores que para leer usan anteojos, siempre los pierden y cuando me he quedado a dormir con ellos usan unas ropas bien cómicas.
8- Algunos abuelos tienen papás, esos si son bien viejitos; la mamá de mi abuelita se puede quitar las encías y los dientes... a la misma vez.
9- No les importa contarnos el mismo cuento varias veces y les encanta leernos historias.
10- Todo el mundo debe buscarse unos abuelos, son las únicas personas grandes que siempre están contentas de estar con nosotros.
11- A un niño de 6 años le preguntaron dónde vivía su abuelita y él contestó: Ella vive en el aeropuerto, cuando la necesitamos vamos allí y la buscamos y cuando queremos que regrese a su casa la volvemos a llevar a su aeropuerto.
por: RAFAEL MOLINA MORILLO
(r.molina@codetel.net.do) El día.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
BTL
Amazing holes in our earth
Amazing collection of man made and natural holes in our earth.
Mirny diamond mine, Siberia
I’m pretty sure most people have seen this one. it’s an absolute beast and holds the title of largest open diamond mine in the world. At 525 meters deep with a top diameter of 1200 meters there’s even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few helicopters being sucked in.
The red arrow in the photo below is pointing to a huge truck.
Kimberley big hole - South Africa
Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tonnes of diamonds before being closed in 1914.
The amount of earth removed by workers is estimated to total 22.5 million tons.
Glory hole - Monticello dam
This is the glory hole belonging to Monticello dam in California and it’s the largest in the world, its size enabling it to consume 14′400 cubic feet of water every second. A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir.
Sinkhole, Guatemala
A sinkhole is caused when water (usually rainwater or sewage) is soaked up by the earth on a large scale, resulting in the ground collapsing.
These photos are of a sinkhole which occurred early this year in Guatemala. The hole swallowed a dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.
Officials blamed the monster of a hole on a ruptured sewage pipe.









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